An office sweatpants story
| | | OFFICE SWEATPANTS STORIES: | | HOFF STILL LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS | | Hoff is not allowed to watch the living room TV after 9pm, even if it's at a low volume. | | His dad is a light sleeper and can see the light coming under the door. It sucks because it's the best TV in the house. | | Hoff is suppose to change the litter box for their family cat, Garfield. | | Instead, Hoff just puts new litter over the fresh turds because Garfield is a stupid cat and doesn't care if he has to make on top of his mess. | | One nice thing about living at home is that Hoff's mom still puts notes in his sack lunch. | | However, the notes are not always nice. | | Hoff said he doesn't mind hearing his mom and dad having sex because he's happy to have two young healthy parents who still love each other. | | That's pretty rare if you think about it. | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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