This ain't computer software...
| | | PHIL GATES RELEASES THE NEW WINDOWS* | | *This ain't computer software, this is Phil's new line of home Windows™ for the fall. | | Phil says the new Windows™ are a lot faster than the old version. | | Meaning they slide down without warning and slam your fingers, so be careful. | | Unfortunately, the new Windows™ have a lot of bugs. | | They get stuck in-between the panes of glass and Phil doesn't know how to get them out. | | Phil tried to solve the bug issue with patches, but that just raised more issues. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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