Meet The Road Dogs: Our Traveling Sales Team

MEET THE ROAD DOGS:

OUR TRAVELING SALES TEAM

Just 3 guys in a van selling shorts to anyone with legs and ears.

LET'S GO BOYS!

Meet Tyler aka Tickle-Me-Tyler

He's the kind of guy you take home to mom, but be careful… cause he'll bang your mom.

Tyler always kicks off the team's sales pitch with his classic line, "I've got a disease called enthusiasm." Then he snaps his waistband.

Meet Tommy aka Big Tuna

He's got a big heart and an even bigger fart. That's what he tells people right before he farts on command.

Tommy has a critical role to play during the sales meeting. He tries on different products while dancing around in the background.

Meet Jordan aka Mr. Swish

He's so smooth when he lands a deal it's nothing but net... net profit for the company that is!

Jordan rounds out every pitch with his patented closer. He says, "let's get down to brass tacks" and then puts a handful of brass tacks on the table.

You might be asking yourself, why don't our guys travel separately and try to cover more ground?

Well, they lack the confidence to meet with real adults one-on-one. They prefer to gang bang their sales and people love it.

It's a male duck!

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR A SLICE OF LIFE ON THE ROAD

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