Jack's Dating His Dream Girl

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JACK'S DATING HIS DREAM GIRL: A KOREAN PHARMACIST

Is there a Dr. Love in the house?

Jack's new girlfriend is cute, intelligent, and of Asian descent; Jack is in love.

Her race isn't a big deal, but marrying a successful Asian-American is every Ivy Leaguer's dream.

Oh, Joy!

One of Jack's favorite date ideas is quizzing her on the generic names of medicine.

Okay, cetirizine...

Whenever Jack's girl is around, the guys try to trick her into filling Adderall prescriptions for them.

It hasn't worked yet.

I keep wandering into traffic, is there a drug that could help with that?

Karl has taken a real interest in Jack's girlfriend - he even added her to his imagination book.

That's the book where Karl draws people how he imagines them naked.

Yup, and a little hair there...

To impress his girlfriend's parents, Jack asked to name himself CFO of birddogs in the Dartmouth alumni magazine, the Leaf Turner.

(It's a Dartmouth joke).

Anyway, his modest request was denied.

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